Wednesday, August 11, 2004

Creation Boot Camp

Sign up today! Learn how dinosaurs are a nefarious liberal plot to socialize health care, legalize incest, and ultimately elevate Bill Clinton to the U.S Presidency, and eventually, King of the World! See our crack bible scientists prove once and for all that God loves all living things except for fags and Jews! Watch new footage from the early 1900's in which French and German "archaeologists" plant skeletal fragments that they would later excavate and claim were "Neanderthals"! If you don't leave 100% certain that Darwin is a blaspehmous tool of Satan and Abraham Lincoln, we'll kindly refund your money!

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