Friday, October 15, 2004

ALCS Prediction (Part III)

Game 5: (Fenway Park) Bud Selig refuses to cancel the game despite 12 straight hours of rain. On the first pitch of the game (lead off home run to Jeter), Schilling plant's wrong and completely shatters his ankle. The bullpen is worse as Red Sox fans endure a massacre at the hands of the hated Yankees. To save their bullpen, Joe Torre allows Jason Giambi to pitch the 7th, 8th, & 9th innings. He strikes out 6, walks 1 and allows no hits. Still shocked from the ending to Game 4, Tim McCarver says nothing but "Derek Jeter" throughout the entire broadcast, shattering the record he set in Game 1. The Department of Mathematics at Massachusetts Institute of Technology will spend the remainder of their semester calculating the mentions of Jeter by McCarver. Meanwhile, Joe Buck decides to channel Dan Rather by ending each inning with the word "courage"
NYY 26 BOS 3
(Boston leads series 3-2)

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